Corrupt A Wish game

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nanomekia wrote: Fri Jun 23, 2017 22:07 You assume I don't? :P

Granted. The flux capacitor blows and you can't get a replacement.

I wish a silent air conditioner was a thing.
Granted. You have to buy it/upgrade to it first :P

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Granted. They've accepted you for termination.

I wish for a large piece of chocolate.
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Granted. It's white chocolate.

I wish I hadn't broken my foot.
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Granted. Unfortunately, the wish magician gives you a new foot instead. It's this one:

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I wish we were already an interplanetary species.
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nanomekia wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2017 1:16Granted. It's white chocolate.
And this is somehow bad? :P
Keening_Product wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:23I wish we were already an interplanetary species.
Granted. This is because we have been conquered and enslaved by the Romulans. They find us useful as interplanetary laborers.

I wish for a pillow that doesn't become lumpy after three days.
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I will accept this foot. :P

Granted. It takes four days.

I wish this game I've been playing would stop trying so hard. (Current event has a chance for a specific 5* unit to drop. I AM UP TO FIFTEEN OF THIS UNIT.)

(Edit: MAKE THAT SEVENTEEN.)
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nanomekia wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2017 20:24 I wish this game I've been playing would stop trying so hard.
Granted. You keep trying too hard

I wish I hadn't bought 2 steam game packs (Dern you summer sale!)
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MoffD wrote: Tue Jun 27, 2017 16:16 Granted. You keep trying too hard
Sadly, I really am trying too hard. Up to nineteen because I can't quit grinding this goshdurned event. :P

Granted. You bought more than two. You are now thoroughly broke.

I wish I had a never-ending Pepsi supply.
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nanomekia wrote: Tue Jun 27, 2017 17:22
MoffD wrote: Tue Jun 27, 2017 16:16 Granted. You keep trying too hard
Sadly, I really am trying too hard. Up to nineteen because I can't quit grinding this goshdurned event. :P

Granted. You bought more than two. You are now thoroughly broke.

I wish I had a never-ending Pepsi supply.
Granted. Now it's the only soda you can ever have


I don't even know what to wish for....
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I wish ComissionerDeWitt hadn't broken the game.
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Granted. He broke you instead.

I wish there wasn't another event I really want to work on coming up, because god damn I am exhausted from these events.
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Granted. Instead, there are a multitude of events you don't want to work on at all, but still have to. Cruel.

I wish for a pleasant and happy first day of my new work.
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Granted. It's the only pleasant and happy day of the entire year.

I wish for love. ( :wink: )
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keenmaster486 wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 19:26 Granted. It's the only pleasant and happy day of the entire year.

I wish for love. ( :wink: )
Granted. Now Bloogs chase after you with a heart in their eye.

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Granted. They happen nowhere else. The forum dies. Everyone is sad.

I wish I hadn't decided to try three new games that are now trying to eat my soul.
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