Corrupt A Wish game

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Granted. You tried four new games that try to eat your soul.

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Granted. They are now chasing you with pitchforks and white bread.

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Granted. You promptly forget.

I wish I could think of a wish.
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Granted. You wish for incarceration and you spend the rest of your life in a very comfortable prison cell.

I wish for coffee.
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keenmaster486 wrote: Sun Jul 09, 2017 20:43 Granted. You wish for incarceration and you spend the rest of your life in a very comfortable prison cell.

I wish for coffee.

Granted. It is Ultra-Omega level hot.


I wish for a Bloog who thought he was Captain Underpants
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Granted. You get a Bloog who thinks he is Captain Underpants. Have fun.

I wish for hair.
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Granted. It's on every body part but where you actually wanted it.

I wish for this moment of calm to last.
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Granted. It lasts forever. Nothing ever happens ever again.

I wish my brain was twice its current size.
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Granted, your skull remains the same size. The doctors don't know HOW your death happened, but it's one for the files alright.


Also, hurrah! PCKF is working again!


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Granted. You know why, but not what, when, where, who or how. Or even which.

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Granted. They were behaving yesterday.

I wish the PCKF would break again, but only for Levellass (bwahahahahaha :mortlol )
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Granted. LL's access is only broken for about a minute, but you are arrested for hacking.

I wish global warming wasn't actually a thing.
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Granted. It's global cooling instead, somehow. We all freeze to death.

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Granted. They become incredibly easy, whenever anyone sees you they shriek 'Don't touch me!' and flee. Nothing could be simpler!


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Granted. This is because I have become an evil disembodied spirit and am now taking over the world from my black mountain fortress.

I wish for something just like this
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