Corrupt A Wish game

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Granted. You're hungry for sushi. Nobody has any sushi, somehow. Your day is ruined.

I wish for fish.
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Granted. A so kind man gives you some fish but this one is a hungry dopefish that eats you. You didn't make it past Miscellaneous.

I wish for suntan.
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Granted. To get this tan, you must first get a sunburn that is so painful you regret ever living.

I wish for a never-ending soda.
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Granted. You have doomed us all to a watery, sugary grave.

I wish humans didn't need to sleep.
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Granted. You however are not human, but some sort of Keen gamin enhancing product.

I wish Keenmaster would upgrade to a 586 already.
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Granted. I upgraded, but it was a cheap-o Cyrix 486 overdrive upgrade something or other and it runs like crap.

oh wait


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I wish I hadn't been tricked into upgrading my computer.
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Granted. You vow to never upgrade again. Your computer breaks the next day. You still hold to this vow.

I wish my mouth did not feel like I ate a porcupine.
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Granted, your earlier date with the porcupine never happened, you never even met online. Because of this the most fulfilling relationship of your life will always be unknown to you.

I wish my next wish would be corrupted.
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Granted. It was saved as plain text instead of unicode. Now it's unreadable.

I wish my neck didn't ache.
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Granted. But now your mouth feels like you ate a porcupine AND a cactus.

I wish for cookies.
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Granted. You are tracked by every possible news site and advertisement agency

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Granted. It eats you.

I wish I hadn't spent eight straight hours reading.
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Granted. You are now unable to read

I wish I had awesome psychokinetic powers
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Granted. They work only on dog poop. This may or may not be a corrupted wish.

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Granted. Now you know what's going on you wish you didn't.

I wish for Adobe to open source its programs (lol).
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