Corrupt A Wish game

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MoffD wrote:I wish I had a bag large enough for my new model M :x
Granted. Before long, you develop scoliosis from hauling the heavy thing around everywhere.

I wish I could find some more cool new music so that I don't have to listen to the same stuff over and over.
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Nospike wrote:Before long, you develop scoliosis from hauling the heavy thing around everywhere.
Too late, already have it :lol

Granted. You start listening to random things that people hate and become ostracized from society.
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Granted. You have to sail the seas of cheese to gain the title and drown after falling overboard on your return.

I wish I was fitter, happier, more productive.
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Granted. This is because the standards for those things have now been reworked; you haven't actually changed.

I wish I didn't have a habit of misplacing fonts.
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nanomekia wrote:I wish I didn't have a habit of misplacing fonts.
Granted. You can now find all your water vessels but none of your typography.

I wish sugar was healthy.
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Granted. It now tastes like spinach juice due to the Universal Law of Fitness-vs-Flavor. You spend the rest of your life eating celery sticks for snacks.

I wish I had a giant rat.
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Granted. The giant rat eats your head.

(That was too easy. Come on.)

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Granted, but then the world turns black and white.


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Granted. The giant rat eats it.

I wish my new SSD would get here faster.
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Granted, but it still arrives slowly enough for you to have time to think of how much of a luxury even owning a computer is, let alone a decent one. You now feel bad about your first world privilege.

I wish I could hug all the cats who want hugs.
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Granted. Currently, there is only one cat in the whole world who wants a hug, and - oops, sorry, he changed his mind.

I wish I was a photographer for National Geographic.
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Granted. Due to administration changes it is now *truly* the NATIONAL Geographic. You are to stay in America and spend you time photographic exotic wigs.

I wish I drank a can of beetroot juice.
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Granted. That comes with the expected effects on your, ahem, output.

I wish my hands were both the same warm temperature.
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Granted. This is because they are both in a can of warm beetroot juice.

I wish the PCKF's text was right-justified.
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Granted. Unfortunately the font is now Webdings.

I wish :garg
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