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ComissionerDeWitt
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by ComissionerDeWitt » Sat Jun 24, 2017 2:47
nanomekia wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 23, 2017 22:07
You assume I don't?
Granted. The flux capacitor blows and you can't get a replacement.
I wish a silent air conditioner was a thing.
Granted. You have to buy it/upgrade to it first
I wish the Vorticon Elites would accept me
keenmaster486
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by keenmaster486 » Sun Jun 25, 2017 21:37
Granted. They've accepted you for termination.
I wish for a large piece of chocolate.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
nanomekia
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by nanomekia » Mon Jun 26, 2017 1:16
Granted. It's white chocolate.
I wish I hadn't broken my foot.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
Keening_Product
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by Keening_Product » Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:23
Granted. Unfortunately, the wish magician gives you a new foot instead. It's this one:
I wish we were already an interplanetary species.
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
keenmaster486
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by keenmaster486 » Mon Jun 26, 2017 18:17
nanomekia wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 26, 2017 1:16 Granted. It's white chocolate.
And this is somehow bad?
Keening_Product wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:23 I wish we were already an interplanetary species.
Granted. This is because we have been conquered and enslaved by the Romulans. They find us useful as interplanetary laborers.
I wish for a pillow that doesn't become lumpy after three days.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
nanomekia
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by nanomekia » Mon Jun 26, 2017 20:24
I will accept this foot.
Granted. It takes four days.
I wish this game I've been playing would stop trying so hard. (Current event has a chance for a specific 5* unit to drop. I AM UP TO FIFTEEN OF THIS UNIT.)
(Edit: MAKE THAT SEVENTEEN.)
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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by MoffD » Tue Jun 27, 2017 16:16
nanomekia wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 26, 2017 20:24
I wish this game I've been playing would stop trying so hard.
Granted. You keep trying too hard
I wish I hadn't bought 2 steam game packs (Dern you summer sale!)
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Now I wish MoffD wasn't allergic to me.
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by nanomekia » Tue Jun 27, 2017 17:22
MoffD wrote: ↑ Tue Jun 27, 2017 16:16
Granted. You keep trying too hard
Sadly, I really am trying too hard. Up to nineteen because I can't quit grinding this goshdurned event.
Granted. You bought more than two. You are now thoroughly broke.
I wish I had a never-ending Pepsi supply.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
ComissionerDeWitt
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by ComissionerDeWitt » Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:08
nanomekia wrote: ↑ Tue Jun 27, 2017 17:22
MoffD wrote: ↑ Tue Jun 27, 2017 16:16
Granted. You keep trying too hard
Sadly, I really am trying too hard. Up to nineteen because I can't quit grinding this goshdurned event.
Granted. You bought more than two. You are now thoroughly broke.
I wish I had a never-ending Pepsi supply.
Granted. Now it's the only soda you can ever have
I don't even know what to wish for....
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by Keening_Product » Thu Jun 29, 2017 19:56
I wish ComissionerDeWitt hadn't broken the game.
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
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nanomekia
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by nanomekia » Thu Jun 29, 2017 21:08
Granted. He broke you instead.
I wish there wasn't another event I really want to work on coming up, because god damn I am exhausted from these events.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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by Nospike » Fri Jun 30, 2017 23:16
Granted. Instead, there are a multitude of events you don't want to work on at all, but still have to. Cruel.
I wish for a pleasant and happy first day of my new work.
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by keenmaster486 » Mon Jul 03, 2017 19:26
Granted. It's the only pleasant and happy day of the entire year.
I wish for love. (
)
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
ComissionerDeWitt
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by ComissionerDeWitt » Tue Jul 04, 2017 0:59
keenmaster486 wrote: ↑ Mon Jul 03, 2017 19:26
Granted. It's the only pleasant and happy day of the entire year.
I wish for love. (
)
Granted. Now Bloogs chase after you with a heart in their eye.
I wish actual discussions about Keen would happen in the Discord
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by nanomekia » Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:57
Granted. They happen nowhere else. The forum dies. Everyone is sad.
I wish I hadn't decided to try three new games that are now trying to eat my soul.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."