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by Nospike » Sun Jan 15, 2017 13:35
MoffD wrote: I wish I had a bag large enough for my new model M
Granted. Before long, you develop scoliosis from hauling the heavy thing around everywhere.
I wish I could find some more cool new music so that I don't have to listen to the same stuff over and over.
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by MoffD » Mon Jan 16, 2017 15:36
Nospike wrote: Before long, you develop scoliosis from hauling the heavy thing around everywhere.
Too late, already have it
Granted. You start listening to random things that people hate and become ostracized from society.
I wish I was the Frizzle Fry
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Now I wish MoffD wasn't allergic to me.
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by Keening_Product » Mon Jan 16, 2017 15:49
Granted. You have to sail the seas of cheese to gain the title and drown after falling overboard on your return.
I wish I was fitter, happier, more productive.
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by nanomekia » Mon Jan 16, 2017 21:23
Granted. This is because the standards for those things have now been reworked; you haven't actually changed.
I wish I didn't have a habit of misplacing fonts.
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by Keening_Product » Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:10
nanomekia wrote: I wish I didn't have a habit of misplacing fonts.
Granted. You can now find all your water vessels but none of your typography.
I wish sugar was healthy.
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by Levellass » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:51
Granted. It now tastes like spinach juice due to the Universal Law of Fitness-vs-Flavor. You spend the rest of your life eating celery sticks for snacks.
I wish I had a giant rat.
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by keenmaster486 » Thu Jan 19, 2017 17:32
Granted. The giant rat eats your head.
(That was too easy. Come on.)
I wish Kodak would bring back Kodachrome.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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by Levellass » Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:06
Granted, but then the world turns black and white.
I wish I had a regular sized rat.
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by nanomekia » Fri Jan 20, 2017 15:57
Granted. The giant rat eats it.
I wish my new SSD would get here faster.
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by Keening_Product » Fri Jan 20, 2017 17:10
Granted, but it still arrives slowly enough for you to have time to think of how much of a luxury even owning a computer is, let alone a decent one. You now feel bad about your first world privilege.
I wish I could hug all the cats who want hugs.
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by keenmaster486 » Fri Jan 20, 2017 17:50
Granted. Currently, there is only one cat in the whole world who wants a hug, and - oops, sorry, he changed his mind.
I wish I was a photographer for National Geographic.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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by Levellass » Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:16
Granted. Due to administration changes it is now *truly* the NATIONAL Geographic. You are to stay in America and spend you time photographic exotic wigs.
I wish I drank a can of beetroot juice.
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by nanomekia » Sun Jan 29, 2017 19:23
Granted. That comes with the expected effects on your, ahem, output.
I wish my hands were both the same warm temperature.
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by Levellass » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:18
Granted. This is because they are both in a can of warm beetroot juice.
I wish the PCKF's text was right-justified.
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by keenmaster486 » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:36
Granted. Unfortunately the font is now Webdings.
I wish
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.