Corrupt A Wish game
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'UNfortunately'?
Granted. Sadly
I wish I could make a meatloaf with pork mince that had actual flavor.
Granted. Sadly
I wish I could make a meatloaf with pork mince that had actual flavor.
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.
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Granted. The flavor is fairy floss.
I wish cheetos didn't leave orange residue all over my now apparently beetroot-y hands.
I wish cheetos didn't leave orange residue all over my now apparently beetroot-y hands.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. That's because they're all wet and slimy.
I wish for a time machine.
I wish for a time machine.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. Hello, it's me from the past! Except due to a temporal disruption you will forget you even had a time machine.
I wish for unlimited rolls of film and developing services.
I wish for unlimited rolls of film and developing services.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. Every picture you take is out of focus and off-center.
I wish the rain today was warm.
I wish the rain today was warm.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. The world is now a massive jungle.
I wish for no responsibility when I work.
I wish for no responsibility when I work.
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Granted. Then you wake up from the best dream of your life.
I wish my drink would refill itself.
I wish my drink would refill itself.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted but one of your friends accidentally leaves your magic-refilling cup upside-down overnight, flooding the entire region.
I wish there was a Midi Controller with Aftertouch plus 18 faders and rotary knobs that could transmit System Exclusive messages up to a resolution of D8F1~270F (-9999~+9999).
I wish there was a Midi Controller with Aftertouch plus 18 faders and rotary knobs that could transmit System Exclusive messages up to a resolution of D8F1~270F (-9999~+9999).
Commander Keen in... Canteloupe Quest!
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Granted. There is a Midi Controller with Aftertouch plus 18 faders and rotary knobs that can transmit System Exclusive messages up to a resolution of D8F1~270F (-9999~+9999). You play around with it for a couple of hours and then get bored of it.
I wish minuscule 'maisonettes' in even the most unpopular corners of London weren't so absurdly expensive.
I wish minuscule 'maisonettes' in even the most unpopular corners of London weren't so absurdly expensive.
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Granted. They're now affordable. Except you have no money and can't get one anyway.
I wish my jawline was not a mess of painful pimples right now. Ow.
I wish my jawline was not a mess of painful pimples right now. Ow.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. The pimples are now concentrated on the top of your head.
I wish for the starship Enterprise.
I wish for the starship Enterprise.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. It comes with Borg. Resistance is futile.
I wish I loved Big Brother.
I wish I loved Big Brother.
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.
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Granted. Big Brother doesn't love you.
I wish my heartburn wasn't acting up; I've got a symphony concert to see tonight.
I wish my heartburn wasn't acting up; I've got a symphony concert to see tonight.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. The conductor of the symphony gets heartburn instead and Homer Simpson has to stand in. The concert is a disaster.
I wish I was more emotionally mature.
I wish I was more emotionally mature.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. You are a cold, aloof, proper old man with no sense of fun.
I wish I could start and stop time at will.
I wish I could start and stop time at will.