Corrupt A Wish game

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Granted. To-MAH-toe.


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Granted. You throw an entire community of micro-board computer enthusiasts into confusion. Also, all other berries lose their flavor.

I wish bamboo didn't leave nasty spikes of root bases in the ground when it's cut.
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Granted. It leaves them in the sky instead. They fall on you.

I wish I didn't have the creeping crud again.
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Granted. You now have galloping crud.

I wish I wish I didn't kill that fish.
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Granted. It turns out that fish was garg. Edit: that said fish Hitler as one word, but that formed another word in the middle which the auto censor didn't like ha.

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Edit 2: I just realised that complaining about a keyboard to presently-one-handed ll is a bit weak ha
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Gramtoad.

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Granted. You can't scroll at all.

I wish snow shoveling didn't have to be done.
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Granted. The Chinese reveal that global warming wasn't a conspiracy, the idea it was a conspiracy was. There is no more snow, ever.

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Granted. But you're not happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats while you twiddle your thumbs and smile. They all appear as little kids in football helmets wanting you to do "body mods"

I wish I did even
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Granted. As a result, you can't odd, and neither can anyone else. Ever. However, we all can even.

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Granted. This happens because your face has been restructured to fit the glasses. Nobody can recognize you and your life is ruined.

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Granted. Except it's in the form of dollar store noodles in a lump of congealed plastic cheese.

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Granted. You're just smelly.

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Granted. Spambots overrun the community. Oddly enough this isn't too different from regular users.

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Granted. Someone limits it.

I wish my hair would trim itself.
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