Corrupt A Wish game

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Granted. You are struck by lightning and die.

I wish I had studied more.
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keenmaster486 wrote: Thu May 11, 2017 4:42 Granted. You are struck by lightning and die.

I wish I had studied more.
Granted. Now you study so much your brain can't handle all of it.

I wish I was a NetKeen character :p
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Granted. You lose the game.

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Granted. It's so private even you don't know where it is.

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Levellass wrote: Sat May 13, 2017 15:32 Granted. It's so private even you don't know where it is.

I wish I had a dog that when it barked shot bees out of its mouth.
Granted. Now it's complete and utter chaos everyday :p


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Granted. When it barks it shoots bees.

I wish for knowledge of all things but not all thoughts.
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Granted, you now posses a massive collection of knowledge. However, 'Your parents having sex' is a large collection of things to have knowledge about...

ComissionerDeWitt wrote: Sat May 13, 2017 15:40
Levellass wrote: Sat May 13, 2017 15:32 Granted. It's so private even you don't know where it is.

I wish I had a dog that when it barked shot bees out of its mouth.
Granted. Now it's complete and utter chaos everyday :p
Wait, aren't you supposed to CORRUPT the wish?
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Levellass wrote: Fri May 19, 2017 22:19Wait, aren't you supposed to CORRUPT the wish?
Granted. He corrupted the wish, unfortunately this means that you have died. Bye

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Granted. He becomes jealous of your musical success and murders you.

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Granted. It wasn't supposed to. Four days were the difference between healing and a life of chronic pain.

I wish Rad Rogers wasn't so cringe.
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Keening_Product wrote: Thu Jun 08, 2017 3:42 Granted. It wasn't supposed to. Four days were the difference between healing and a life of chronic pain.

I wish Rad Rogers wasn't so cringe.
Granted. Now everybody likes Rad Rogers a lot more than Keen.

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Granted. They start hugging people and electrocuting them.

I wish for Texas.
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Granted. Oregon.

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Granted. Oh wait, that wish was time-sensitive! Sorry, now you feel like a bloated cow all the time.

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You assume I don't? :P

Granted. The flux capacitor blows and you can't get a replacement.

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