Corrupt A Wish game

[ComissionerDeWitt]

Much thank, guys.

Granted. It's flattened by a Vortornado.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

Granted. Now you never get hungry ever ever ever again (although that's probably a good thing....)

I wish thay creepy version of Lt. Barker from that nightmare wouldn't haunt my dreams anymore....

[keenmaster486]

Granted. It's Mortimer McMire instead.

I wish I could accomplish all of my goals this summer.

[nanomekia]

Granted. You work so hard at doing so that you croak.

I wish typing one handed wasn't so difficult. (Hush - it's not what you think - had my surgery. )

[ComissionerDeWitt]

Granted. You work so hard at doing so that you croak.

I wish typing one handed wasn't so difficult. (Hush - it's not what you think - had my surgery. )

(How was it? ) Granted, now you can only do things with one hand

I wish I could live with Lt. Barker

[keenmaster486]

Granted. He turns out to be a closet psychopath and kills you.

I wish I could dance like Psy.

[ComissionerDeWitt]

Granted. He turns out to be a closet psychopath and kills you.

I wish I could dance like Psy.

(Barker being a secret psycho would actually make a pretty interesting horror mod XD) Granted, now you never stop dancing.


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[keenmaster486]

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I wish Instagram was in chronological order.

[Keening_Product]

Granted. Instagram now shows oldest posts first.

I wish a spectre would haunt Europe.

[ComissionerDeWitt]

Granted. Instagram now shows oldest posts first.

I wish a spectre would haunt Europe.

Granted. It drives them crazy and they declare war on Australia because reasons.

I wish I knew how to make a wish that wasn't Vorticon-related....

[keenmaster486]

Granted. All your wishes are now cheese related.

I wish for a flamethrower.

[ComissionerDeWitt]

Granted. All your wishes are now cheese related.

I wish for a flamethrower.

Granted. You can't turn it off.

I wish for nothing

[nanomekia]

Granted. You get something.

I wish my hand wasn't swollen.

(It went well, no issues apparently. I'm just extremely right-handed and of course that's the wrist that needed surgery!)

[ComissionerDeWitt]

Granted. You get something.

I wish my hand wasn't swollen.

(It went well, no issues apparently. I'm just extremely right-handed and of course that's the wrist that needed surgery!)

Granted. Now its skeletally thin.

I wish I could come back to life so I can get revenge on that evil psychopath version of Lt. Barker for killing me.

(Oh good Yikes, that sucks )

[keenmaster486]

Granted. You get your revenge but then you die again.

I wish for macaroni and cheese.

[ComissionerDeWitt]

Granted. You get your revenge but then you die again.

I wish for macaroni and cheese.

Granted. Its not in a bowl.

I wish for