Corrupt A Wish game
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I uh... you... they...?
Ok, I lost the plot here. Just to be sure all of you are now wearing itchy sweaters. I don't care if it doesn't make sense.
I wish I knew what was going on.
Ok, I lost the plot here. Just to be sure all of you are now wearing itchy sweaters. I don't care if it doesn't make sense.
I wish I knew what was going on.
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.
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Granted. It isn't very good at writing itself and you fail the unit.
ll: Order is restored but you are none the wiser as to what happened.
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
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Granted. This knowledge comes slowly, byte by byte, through a 19th century telegraph system. You are forced to sit at a table decoding the binary data for 20 years, thus wasting that period of your life.
I wish the door would open.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. It never closes again.
I wish my cat would keep her head OUT of my crisps.
I wish my cat would keep her head OUT of my crisps.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. Upon licking all the crisps in the bag, you declare the crisps to be theirs.
I wish sleep was entirely optional.
I wish sleep was entirely optional.
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
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"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
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Granted. Sleep is now a "hidden feature" of life, and only those who meditate atop a mountain for years know how to do it.
I wish I was a Vortininja.
I wish I was a Vortininja.
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Granted. Keen zots you.
I wish I wasn't so dizzy.
I wish I wasn't so dizzy.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. You drink so much that you can't tell how dizzy you are.
I wish I had a car.
I wish I had a car.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. It's a petrol car which eats though fuel and contributes to global warming. Your home and car are destroyed decades later in an unexpected and unprecedented weather event.
I wish we weren't garging up the planet.
I wish we weren't garging up the planet.
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
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Granted. Now Earth is so perfect that nobody ever wants to leave and we never travel beyond it again.Keening_Product wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2017 2:26 Granted. It's a petrol car which eats though fuel and contributes to global warming. Your home and car are destroyed decades later in an unexpected and unprecedented weather event.
I wish we weren't garging up the planet.
I wish I had a friendly Vorticon Elite as a roommate
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Granted. He/she's not house trained.
I wish my order would arrive.
I wish my order would arrive.
mortimermcmirestinks wrote: Now I wish MoffD wasn't allergic to me.
Levellass wrote:You're an evil man.
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Granted. It's incomplete and you can't get the company to make it right, no matter how you try.
I wish my surgery tomorrow wasn't at god-ugly in the morning. (In all seriousness, wish me luck?)
I wish my surgery tomorrow wasn't at god-ugly in the morning. (In all seriousness, wish me luck?)
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"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Good luck mate! You'll do great!
Granted. It's at god-ugly late at night instead.
I wish I knew a dozen languages.
Granted. It's at god-ugly late at night instead.
I wish I knew a dozen languages.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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(I wish you good luck too, nano )keenmaster486 wrote: ↑Mon May 08, 2017 23:53 Good luck mate! You'll do great!
Granted. It's at god-ugly late at night instead.
I wish I knew a dozen languages.
Granted, now you can't speak English anymore and can only speak in those dozen languages.
I wish I had a second home on Vorticon VI
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Much thank, guys.
Granted. It's flattened by a Vortornado.
I wish I wasn't so hungry.
Granted. It's flattened by a Vortornado.
I wish I wasn't so hungry.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."