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by MoffD » Fri Nov 18, 2016 13:10
Too easy!
Granted. Your house is covered in snow miles high. Apart from destabilizing the local environment, the people in your area start making tunnel networks through the snow and live as snow mole people. They sacrifice you as the cause of their troubles.
I wish there was SOME snow here
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by nanomekia » Fri Nov 18, 2016 20:18
Granted. There is a patch of snow on your driveway exactly three inches by two inches. It melts in five minutes.
I wish my headphones hadn't broken.
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by keenmaster486 » Fri Nov 18, 2016 20:56
Granted. They eat your ears instead.
I wish my hair stuck straight up in the air.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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by nanomekia » Wed Nov 23, 2016 3:27
Granted. Unfortunately, it's warning you of the impending lightning strike that promptly kills you.
I wish I had the opportunity to try lutefisk.
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by Levellass » Fri Nov 25, 2016 9:04
Granted. You had the opportunity, about half an hour ago. Pity you didn't take it.
I wish I had an island shaped like a palm tree.
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by nanomekia » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:08
Granted. An earthquake causes it to change shape. It now resembles manbits.
I wish I hadn't burnt my tongue.
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by Levellass » Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:09
Granted. Your tongue is perfectly cooked and served with a side of onions.
I wish oxtongue was called what it really is, cow.
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by nanomekia » Sat Dec 10, 2016 23:58
Mm, onions.
*ahem* Granted. However, no other food (or item of dubious food-like existence) is called by its proper name anymore.
I wish it was Tuesday already so I could get to my exciting appointment already.
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by keenmaster486 » Sun Dec 11, 2016 2:11
Granted. It is Tuesday. However, since I have now missed my philosophy and calculus finals, I am so distraught that I become an evil mad scientist and blow up the solar system.
I wish I could invent warp drive.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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by Levellass » Sun Dec 11, 2016 7:29
Granted, but you can never get a license and can never yourself drive it.
I wish I could sit in a car as it was struck by lightening.
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by nanomekia » Sun Dec 11, 2016 20:56
Granted. However, your typo means the car is bleached out, not zotted by several million volts of sky electricity.
I wish I didn't have to shovel snow.
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by Levellass » Mon Dec 12, 2016 21:24
Granted. As a 'character building exercise' your parents make you clear it with a spoon.
I wish my care were no longer a blinding shade of white.
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by nanomekia » Thu Dec 15, 2016 23:28
Granted. It's now a blinding shade of electric blue with fluorescent pink stripes.
I wish I had ten thousand dollars handy.
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by Levellass » Wed Dec 21, 2016 10:28
Granted. Handy loans you $10'000 at 50% interest per month. he'll break your legs if you don't pay him back.
I wish ice cubes were spherical.
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by Commander Spleen » Wed Dec 21, 2016 13:17
Gr R R A A AR R A AN TE
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I wish potato.