Corrupt A Wish game

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I uh... you... they...?

Ok, I lost the plot here. Just to be sure all of you are now wearing itchy sweaters. I don't care if it doesn't make sense.

I wish I knew what was going on.
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keenmaster486 wrote: Thu May 04, 2017 0:39 I wish my ten-page paper would write itself.
Granted. It isn't very good at writing itself and you fail the unit.

ll: Order is restored but you are none the wiser as to what happened.
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Levellass wrote: Thu May 04, 2017 12:34I wish I knew what was going on.
Granted. This knowledge comes slowly, byte by byte, through a 19th century telegraph system. You are forced to sit at a table decoding the binary data for 20 years, thus wasting that period of your life.

I wish the door would open.
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Granted. It never closes again.

I wish my cat would keep her head OUT of my crisps.
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Granted. Upon licking all the crisps in the bag, you declare the crisps to be theirs.

I wish sleep was entirely optional.
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Granted. Sleep is now a "hidden feature" of life, and only those who meditate atop a mountain for years know how to do it.

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Granted. Keen zots you.

I wish I wasn't so dizzy.
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Granted. You drink so much that you can't tell how dizzy you are.

I wish I had a car.
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Granted. It's a petrol car which eats though fuel and contributes to global warming. Your home and car are destroyed decades later in an unexpected and unprecedented weather event.

I wish we weren't garging up the planet.
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Keening_Product wrote: Mon May 08, 2017 2:26 Granted. It's a petrol car which eats though fuel and contributes to global warming. Your home and car are destroyed decades later in an unexpected and unprecedented weather event.

I wish we weren't garging up the planet.
Granted. Now Earth is so perfect that nobody ever wants to leave and we never travel beyond it again.


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Granted. He/she's not house trained.

I wish my order would arrive.
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Granted. It's incomplete and you can't get the company to make it right, no matter how you try.

I wish my surgery tomorrow wasn't at god-ugly in the morning. (In all seriousness, wish me luck?)
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Good luck mate! You'll do great!

Granted. It's at god-ugly late at night instead.

I wish I knew a dozen languages.
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keenmaster486 wrote: Mon May 08, 2017 23:53 Good luck mate! You'll do great!

Granted. It's at god-ugly late at night instead.

I wish I knew a dozen languages.
(I wish you good luck too, nano :) )

Granted, now you can't speak English anymore and can only speak in those dozen languages.


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Much thank, guys. :D

Granted. It's flattened by a Vortornado.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.
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