Corrupt A Wish game

[Keening_Product]

Gr... a... nted! Turns o... ut people can tel... l when time is stopped and you are... hunted down by bad people... who wa... nt to exploit yo... ur powers.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[Levellass]

Granted. Will dies leaving you stranded in frozen time for eternity.

I wish spinach was as tasty as pumpkin.

[nanomekia]

Granted. Pumpkin is now as untasty as spinach.

I wish I could conduct a symphony just once. (Had a wonderful time, for the record.)

[keenmaster486]

Granted. You forget to wear pants.

I wish for $50,000,000.

[nanomekia]

Granted. It's in Monopoly money.

I wish my chest would quit making it impossible to sleep without agony.

[MoffD]

Granted. You never sleep again

I wish I potato

[keenmaster486]

Granwsgk!-962hsi$4ft5/) ------ System Error: Potato string out of range ------ Defaulting to system potato ------

Microsoft MS-Potato (C) Microsoft Corp. 1985-1994
Enter potato command >>




I wish for a light bulb.

[nanomekia]

Granted. It's burnt out.

I wish my nose didn't tend to be an oil slick.

[keenmaster486]

Granted. You now have my nose, which not only tends to be an oil slick but is always an oil slick.

I wish for fudge.

[nanomekia]

Granted. It comes in the form of a small child shouting the word "FUDGE" at you for hours on end because they think it's funny.

I wish you had your nose back.

[keenmaster486]

Granted. My nose is surgically removed from your face and restored to mine. Congratulations, you now have no nose.

I wish the semester was over.

[nanomekia]

Well, no nose is good nose...

Granted. It's next semester already.

I wish my lip wasn't peeling.

[proYorp]

It appears my wish was double-corrupted.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Granted. It was a Dopefish. By killing it you had saved a small lakeside village from devourment, thus becoming a hero, so the resurrected Dopefish eats you.

I wish the semester was over.

Granted. Due to several paradoxes caused by messing with time, a wormhole is opened and you are transported to mid summer. Because you missed the rest of the semester, you got 0 score on all tests and have to spend the summer studying to catch up with your class.

I wish I wasn't frozen in time.

By the way, keenmaster has submitted the 1000th reply to this topic

Edit: Ninja'd by nanomekia. My attempt at order restoration has been foiled.

[keenmaster486]

Well, no nose is good nose...

You have activated a long-dormant set of neurons.
Where does that come from?
EDIT: Jerome? Dumas? Somehow I can't remember...

I wish my lip wasn't peeling.

Granted. The spot where your nose used to be is peeling instead.

I wish I wasn't frozen in time.

Granted. Time is frozen around you.



I wish my ten-page paper would write itself.

[nanomekia]

You have activated a long-dormant set of neurons.
Where does that come from?
EDIT: Jerome? Dumas? Somehow I can't remember...

Fscked if I know, I was just making the pun.

*retreats quietly and lets someone else corrupt the wish this time*