Corrupt A Wish game

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'UNfortunately'?

Granted. Sadly :dopefish


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Granted. The flavor is fairy floss.

I wish cheetos didn't leave orange residue all over my now apparently beetroot-y hands.
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Granted. That's because they're all wet and slimy.

I wish for a time machine.
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Granted. Hello, it's me from the past! Except due to a temporal disruption you will forget you even had a time machine.

I wish for unlimited rolls of film and developing services.
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Granted. Every picture you take is out of focus and off-center.

I wish the rain today was warm.
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Granted. The world is now a massive jungle.

I wish for no responsibility when I work.
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Granted. Then you wake up from the best dream of your life.

I wish my drink would refill itself.
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Granted but one of your friends accidentally leaves your magic-refilling cup upside-down overnight, flooding the entire region.

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Granted. There is a Midi Controller with Aftertouch plus 18 faders and rotary knobs that can transmit System Exclusive messages up to a resolution of D8F1~270F (-9999~+9999). You play around with it for a couple of hours and then get bored of it.

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Granted. They're now affordable. Except you have no money and can't get one anyway.

I wish my jawline was not a mess of painful pimples right now. Ow.
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Granted. The pimples are now concentrated on the top of your head.

I wish for the starship Enterprise.
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Granted. It comes with Borg. Resistance is futile.


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Granted. Big Brother doesn't love you.

I wish my heartburn wasn't acting up; I've got a symphony concert to see tonight.
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Granted. The conductor of the symphony gets heartburn instead and Homer Simpson has to stand in. The concert is a disaster.

I wish I was more emotionally mature.
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Granted. You are a cold, aloof, proper old man with no sense of fun.

I wish I could start and stop time at will.
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