My nightmare....

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My nightmare....

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I had this really weird Keen-based nightmare.....

I was in NetKeen, and was playing a match against Keen, Princess Lindsey, and Lt. Barker. Sometime into the match, Keen through a Boobus Bomb at Barker. But instead of the cartoony explosion and Barker just taking damage, Barker literally (and I kid you not) EXPLODED into a pile of blood and guts.....Then everything turned grayscale and then a few seconds later I saw a scary looking Barker with empty eye sockets and jaw agape hanging from a noose.....

I don't really remember anything after that :dead


This is quite possibly THE weirdest dream I have ever had in my life. I have no idea what I watched or read that even caused me to have a dream like this o-o
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Well clearly you gotta stop eating those vegetables before bed - that's what does it! :P
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nanomekia wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:44 Well clearly you gotta stop eating those vegetables before bed - that's what does it! :P
But I don't eat vegetables....
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I have a dream a few nights ago that I went to Commander Spleen's Commodore Computer Exhibit. Kinda weird, but not a nightmare.

Seems to me a very interesting mix between NetKeen and Monster Bash. :bloody
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troublesomekeen wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:06 I have a dream a few nights ago that I went to Commander Spleen's Commodore Computer Exhibit. Kinda weird, but not a nightmare.

Seems to me a very interesting mix between NetKeen and Monster Bash. :bloody
Interesting :p


Really? How so? :confused
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I've had a dream with Lindsey tooo...
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Roobar wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2017 15:28 I've had a dream with Lindsey tooo...
Do I even want to know? :p
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I recall, about a year ago having a strange PCKF dream, oddly enough it involved Lindsey.

I was browsing the PCKF as you do, not doing anything in particular (Aaah dream ambiguousness.) I remember just being in one thread, an old and long one I was going through for some reason, going back years, like the 'derail this thread' topic. Now one of the users had a big, annoying signature picture that stretched the screen so it had a horizontal scrollbar on it. And all it was was whitespace with Lindsey's head in the bottom corner.

I figured, 'real lazy and annoying there', but as I kept browsing the topic I noticed something odd about it, on each page, somehow, Lindsey's head was getting bigger. It was just happening so slowly that I hadn't realized it. After that I just kept track as I went along, and I noticed it was sort of animated, each signature picture was a frame of her walking slowly closer.

So now I was pressing the spacebar, skipping down the page, and I could more clearly see the animation. And it was her, stepping closer, with that same fixed smile on her face, and it was like she was staring at me and I got really unnerved. Eventually it was really close up, just her two eyes staring through the 'box' of the signature. THEN there was a like 'next page' button and I clicked that.

And on the next page the signature picture was just plain empty white, and that's when I woke up.
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Levellass wrote: Sat Apr 29, 2017 10:37 I recall, about a year ago having a strange PCKF dream, oddly enough it involved Lindsey.

I was browsing the PCKF as you do, not doing anything in particular (Aaah dream ambiguousness.) I remember just being in one thread, an old and long one I was going through for some reason, going back years, like the 'derail this thread' topic. Now one of the users had a big, annoying signature picture that stretched the screen so it had a horizontal scrollbar on it. And all it was was whitespace with Lindsey's head in the bottom corner.

I figured, 'real lazy and annoying there', but as I kept browsing the topic I noticed something odd about it, on each page, somehow, Lindsey's head was getting bigger. It was just happening so slowly that I hadn't realized it. After that I just kept track as I went along, and I noticed it was sort of animated, each signature picture was a frame of her walking slowly closer.

So now I was pressing the spacebar, skipping down the page, and I could more clearly see the animation. And it was her, stepping closer, with that same fixed smile on her face, and it was like she was staring at me and I got really unnerved. Eventually it was really close up, just her two eyes staring through the 'box' of the signature. THEN there was a like 'next page' button and I clicked that.

And on the next page the signature picture was just plain empty white, and that's when I woke up.

Woah......Freaky stuff o-o
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